Low Maintenance, High Standards

My name is Shannon. 23 years old. Irish American. Roman Catholic. Nerd. This Tumblr will be an experiment in writing/commenting on/for all things that interest me. Harry Potter. Disney. The Hunger Games. F.R.I.E.N.D.S. Broadway. Music. Movies. Books U of M. Football. Glee. Darren Criss. Starkid. Rupert Grint. Lea Michele. Hugh Jackman. R/Hr. H/G. N/L. K/P.

logicdoesnotexist:

  • Wipe tiny baby ass
  • Feed tiny baby with a tiny baby bottle
  • REWRITE SMOOTH CRIMINAL TO FIT MY SITUATION.
  • Baby are you okay, when I woke you/ from your naptime?
  • It’s just that I/ really needed/ to feed you babay!
  • So baby are you okay? So baby are you okay? Are you okay, babay?
  • You’ve been fed by/ you’ve been sat by
  • A SMOOOOOTH BABYSITTER!

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